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			<title>Make your Computer Fast</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=165</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:06:04 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[These days, most users complain about how slow their computer runs but only a few of them are able to figure out about the actual reason because of which the computer slows down. It is very important for the users to know the actual reason for the slowing down of the computer and then only they will be able to figure out a way to speed it up and improve its performance to a greater level. There are many reasons for which a computer runs slow. The most common among them is because of a corrupt windows registry.

A windows registry can get corrupted because of many reasons. For example power cut at critical situations can corrupt the windows registry or lack of enough physical or virtual memory while performing a critical task can corrupt the registry. Generally an application installed into a system has its keys and information stored in the windows registry. When an application is deleted from the system, its keys and all other information also gets deleted from the windows registry automatically. But sometimes due to some error these keys are not deleted completely from the registry and some of them persist in the registry even when the application is completely deleted from the system. This locks the memory blocks which were earlier allocated to the deleted application. As a result of this, the other applications are not able to utilize them and hence the system becomes slow.

To solve this problem easily, the user is suggested to install a registry cleaner tool in his system. The registry cleaner tool scans the windows registry for any damaged or unwanted registry keys. The unwanted keys are then deleted and the damaged keys are then repaired by the cleaner tool. The tool also creates a back up copy of the registry before performing any task so that if in future if the user wants to restore some old settings then he can do it by replacing that old copy. Once the registry has been cleaned, the performance of the system boosts automatically and it speeds up to a great extent.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These days, most users complain about how slow their computer runs but only a few of them are able to figure out about the actual reason because of which the computer slows down. It is very important for the users to know the actual reason for the slowing down of the computer and then only they will be able to figure out a way to speed it up and improve its performance to a greater level. There are many reasons for which a computer runs slow. The most common among them is because of a corrupt windows registry.

A windows registry can get corrupted because of many reasons. For example power cut at critical situations can corrupt the windows registry or lack of enough physical or virtual memory while performing a critical task can corrupt the registry. Generally an application installed into a system has its keys and information stored in the windows registry. When an application is deleted from the system, its keys and all other information also gets deleted from the windows registry automatically. But sometimes due to some error these keys are not deleted completely from the registry and some of them persist in the registry even when the application is completely deleted from the system. This locks the memory blocks which were earlier allocated to the deleted application. As a result of this, the other applications are not able to utilize them and hence the system becomes slow.

To solve this problem easily, the user is suggested to install a registry cleaner tool in his system. The registry cleaner tool scans the windows registry for any damaged or unwanted registry keys. The unwanted keys are then deleted and the damaged keys are then repaired by the cleaner tool. The tool also creates a back up copy of the registry before performing any task so that if in future if the user wants to restore some old settings then he can do it by replacing that old copy. Once the registry has been cleaned, the performance of the system boosts automatically and it speeds up to a great extent.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Touch Screen Laptop</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=164</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:01:31 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Do you know the Italian company V12 Designs has devised a new version of the ‘Canova’ which is a dual LCD laptop. It’s a two screened laptop and both were touch screens. There were few news about this one but I know you’ll enjoy this thing. So strive hard in your work if you want to have a doubled screen laptop.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you know the Italian company V12 Designs has devised a new version of the ‘Canova’ which is a dual LCD laptop. It’s a two screened laptop and both were touch screens. There were few news about this one but I know you’ll enjoy this thing. So strive hard in your work if you want to have a doubled screen laptop.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Funny Definitions</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=163</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:13:24 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Funny Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. 
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. 
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 
Father : A banker provided by nature. 
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read. 
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Funny Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. 
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. 
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 
Father : A banker provided by nature. 
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read. 
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>4G Phones are coming in 2010</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=162</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:08:14 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[HI friends

NTT DoCoMo has been demonstrated cellular phone which capable of transmitting data at high speed. This 4G phones, the next generation of their old 3G phones network which has 384 Kbps downloads and 129 Kbps uploads, could receive data at 100Mbps on the move and at up to a gigabit per second while static. That means you could download an entire DVD in about a minute. How cool it is! Whew! I can’t wait to have one!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[HI friends

NTT DoCoMo has been demonstrated cellular phone which capable of transmitting data at high speed. This 4G phones, the next generation of their old 3G phones network which has 384 Kbps downloads and 129 Kbps uploads, could receive data at 100Mbps on the move and at up to a gigabit per second while static. That means you could download an entire DVD in about a minute. How cool it is! Whew! I can’t wait to have one!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Funny quotes</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=161</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:27:24 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi friends
Enjoy Funny quotes

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say....]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi friends
Enjoy Funny quotes

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say....]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>How I learned to mind my own business...</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=160</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:16:42 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, 13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, 13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>New on the board.</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=159</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:04:51 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello Guys..
How are you guys, i hope you all are fine and enjoying the life..
I am Alandandrew and i am doing MBA with finance. I am here for getting some information..:)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello Guys..
How are you guys, i hope you all are fine and enjoying the life..
I am Alandandrew and i am doing MBA with finance. I am here for getting some information..:)]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Joke of day.</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=158</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:46:15 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Lil johnny hears some noise coming from his parents bedroom and goes to investigate..he peeks into his parents room and see's his parents having sex..when his dad looks over and see's lil johnny standing there he yells at him to close the door and go to his room...lil johnny closes the door and runs to his room...later on after his parents finish what they were doing his mom goes downstairs to the kitchen and lil johnny comes up to her and asks "what were you and dad doing up there"..she looks at him and says "you know johnny your dad has a big belly and I was jumping up and down on it to try and flatten it out"..lil johnny looks at her and shrugs his shoulders and says "mom I dont know why you would waste your time doing that when everyday when you leave for work the lady next door comes over and blows it right back up".]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Lil johnny hears some noise coming from his parents bedroom and goes to investigate..he peeks into his parents room and see's his parents having sex..when his dad looks over and see's lil johnny standing there he yells at him to close the door and go to his room...lil johnny closes the door and runs to his room...later on after his parents finish what they were doing his mom goes downstairs to the kitchen and lil johnny comes up to her and asks "what were you and dad doing up there"..she looks at him and says "you know johnny your dad has a big belly and I was jumping up and down on it to try and flatten it out"..lil johnny looks at her and shrugs his shoulders and says "mom I dont know why you would waste your time doing that when everyday when you leave for work the lady next door comes over and blows it right back up".]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>What makes you (theists) so sure that there is a God?</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=157</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:25:58 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Is it a certain feeling you have? Or have you witnessed a "miracle"? What is it that allows you to have faith in something that may not be real? The only reason I used to believe is because I was afraid of going to hell. I never really had that gut feeling that God truly existed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Is it a certain feeling you have? Or have you witnessed a "miracle"? What is it that allows you to have faith in something that may not be real? The only reason I used to believe is because I was afraid of going to hell. I never really had that gut feeling that God truly existed.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>What is the probability of God existing?</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=156</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:40:27 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[This is an interesting question that has been asked by many others, including Dawkins. We can't seem to be able to provide a satisfying proof of God nor can we exhaustively disprove God. What about the probability of existence? How would one even come up with such a number in the first place?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is an interesting question that has been asked by many others, including Dawkins. We can't seem to be able to provide a satisfying proof of God nor can we exhaustively disprove God. What about the probability of existence? How would one even come up with such a number in the first place?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>&quot;It is not how much you do......, but how much love you put in.&quot;</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=155</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:20:13 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Good Joke

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________ _________ _________ ____
TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________
TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie...... .. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:        All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
____________ _________ _________ __
TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.
____________ _________ _________ ________
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________
TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:  A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
PASS IT AROUND
AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Good Joke

TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________ _________ _________ ____
TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________
TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie...... .. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:        All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
____________ _________ _________ __
TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.
____________ _________ _________ ________
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________
TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:  A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
PASS IT AROUND
AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Joke</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=154</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:25:48 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Customer: I have been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number from, sir?
Customer: It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator: Sir, they are our opening hours.

Referee report: "This paper contains much that is new and much that is true. Unfortunately, that which is true is not new and that which is new is not true."

Hope you have enjoyed it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Customer: I have been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number from, sir?
Customer: It was on the door to the Travel Centre.
Operator: Sir, they are our opening hours.

Referee report: "This paper contains much that is new and much that is true. Unfortunately, that which is true is not new and that which is new is not true."

Hope you have enjoyed it.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>How did you spend your free time?</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=153</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:24:19 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi All,
I think you are interested to answer this type of topics.We always like free times.But now all people thinking how this free time also makes valuable.Tell me some good ideas.How will you spend your free time?Are you engaged in any money making hobbies during the free time.If you have please share it here.I am waiting for the replies.Thanks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi All,
I think you are interested to answer this type of topics.We always like free times.But now all people thinking how this free time also makes valuable.Tell me some good ideas.How will you spend your free time?Are you engaged in any money making hobbies during the free time.If you have please share it here.I am waiting for the replies.Thanks.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Introduction</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=152</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:12:12 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hello Everybody,
My name is Arvel. I am very new here but just wanted to make posting to say hello.
I am sure I will have many questions once I get going and Hope that I will get satisfied answer from here.
Looked around your site for a while now, interested with the things you have on the site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hello Everybody,
My name is Arvel. I am very new here but just wanted to make posting to say hello.
I am sure I will have many questions once I get going and Hope that I will get satisfied answer from here.
Looked around your site for a while now, interested with the things you have on the site.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Think Outside of the Box</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=151</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:00:50 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading....

Thin a little more....

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS........ ......... ...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.']]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading....

Thin a little more....

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS........ ......... ...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.']]></content:encoded>
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			<title>How many zeros in a billion?</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=150</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:07:37 -0700</pubDate>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=150</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[How many zeros in a billion?


This is too true to be funny. 

The next time you hear a politician use the 
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about 
whether you want the 'politicians' spending 
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of 
putting that figure into some perspective in 
one of it's releases. 

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
living in the Stone Age. 

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. 

E. 
A billion dollars ago was only 
8 hours and 20 minutes, 
at the rate our government
is spending it. 

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ..
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D) 
is presently asking Congress for 
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean? 

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans  
(every man, woman, and child) 
you each get &#36;516,528. 

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in 
New Orleans , your home gets &#36;1,329,787.. 

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets &#36;2,066,012. 

Washington , D. C 

HELLO! 
Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax 
CDL License Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) 
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax 
Fuel Permit Tax 
Gasoline Tax 
Hunting License Tax 
Inheritance Tax 
Inventory Tax 
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
Liquor Tax 
Luxury Tax 
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax 
Property Tax 
Real Estate Tax 
Service charge taxes 
Social Security Tax 
Road Usage Tax (Truckers) 
Sales Taxes 
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax  
State Income Tax  
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
Telephone State and Local Tax 
Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
Utility Tax 
Vehicle License Registration T ax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Watercraft Registration Tax 
Well Permit Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes) 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt... 
We had the largest middle class in the world... 
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!' 

And I still have to 
press '1' 
for English. 
 

What the heck happened?????]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[How many zeros in a billion?


This is too true to be funny. 

The next time you hear a politician use the 
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about 
whether you want the 'politicians' spending 
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of 
putting that figure into some perspective in 
one of it's releases. 

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
living in the Stone Age. 

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. 

E. 
A billion dollars ago was only 
8 hours and 20 minutes, 
at the rate our government
is spending it. 

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ..
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D) 
is presently asking Congress for 
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean? 

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans  
(every man, woman, and child) 
you each get &#36;516,528. 

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in 
New Orleans , your home gets &#36;1,329,787.. 

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets &#36;2,066,012. 

Washington , D. C 

HELLO! 
Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax 
CDL License Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) 
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax 
Fuel Permit Tax 
Gasoline Tax 
Hunting License Tax 
Inheritance Tax 
Inventory Tax 
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
Liquor Tax 
Luxury Tax 
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax 
Property Tax 
Real Estate Tax 
Service charge taxes 
Social Security Tax 
Road Usage Tax (Truckers) 
Sales Taxes 
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax  
State Income Tax  
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
Telephone State and Local Tax 
Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
Utility Tax 
Vehicle License Registration T ax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Watercraft Registration Tax 
Well Permit Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes) 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt... 
We had the largest middle class in the world... 
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!' 

And I still have to 
press '1' 
for English. 
 

What the heck happened?????]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Weekly calls; go to my State List of Pilot Escort drivers</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=149</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:17:10 -0700</pubDate>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=149</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm getting more and more calls every week, even this time of year when things are slowing down. Truck drivers and Dispatches are finding my site http://WWW.RSREAD.COM & learning about my Pilot Escort list.
I tell them I'm not a dispatcher, I only put together the biggest list of fellow Pilot Escort drivers on the net; that they just need to click the State tab for a list of drivers in whatever State they need.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm getting more and more calls every week, even this time of year when things are slowing down. Truck drivers and Dispatches are finding my site http://WWW.RSREAD.COM & learning about my Pilot Escort list.
I tell them I'm not a dispatcher, I only put together the biggest list of fellow Pilot Escort drivers on the net; that they just need to click the State tab for a list of drivers in whatever State they need.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>completly free web site and web hosting</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=148</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:46:14 -0700</pubDate>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=148</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[This is a service that is completely free and a great custom website for absolutely no money. go to http://www.webs.com same type of website as mine or many other templets check mine out OVERSIZEPILOTCAR.COM]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a service that is completely free and a great custom website for absolutely no money. go to http://www.webs.com same type of website as mine or many other templets check mine out OVERSIZEPILOTCAR.COM]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>WASHINGTON CERTIFICATION CLASS IN ILLINOIS DEC17</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=147</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:18:41 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[attachment=27]JEFF OBRIEN PILOT CAR SERVICES AND THE NATIONAL PILOT CAR SAFETY INSTITUTE WILL BE GIVING A WA. CERTIFICATION CLASS DEC17 IN DEKALB, IL. FROM 8AM TO 4PM. COST WILL BE &#36;179 WHICH CAN BE PAID BY CHECK, MONEY ORDER , PAYPAL, CREDIT CARD. THIS INCLUDES LUNCH ON THE CLASS DAY. I HAVE NEGOTIATED A ROOM RATE REDUCTION FOR THOSE PEOPLE STAYING AT THE SAME LOCATION AS THE CLASS. YOU CAN SIGN UP BY WEB
AT http://WWW.NPCSI.NET OR THOUGH MY WEB SITE AT http://WWW.OVERSIZEPILOTCAR.COM OR CALL ME 630-258-4901.

WASHINGTON CERTIFICATION IS ACCEPTED BY WA,UT,NC,CO,OK,AZ,FL]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[attachment=27]JEFF OBRIEN PILOT CAR SERVICES AND THE NATIONAL PILOT CAR SAFETY INSTITUTE WILL BE GIVING A WA. CERTIFICATION CLASS DEC17 IN DEKALB, IL. FROM 8AM TO 4PM. COST WILL BE &#36;179 WHICH CAN BE PAID BY CHECK, MONEY ORDER , PAYPAL, CREDIT CARD. THIS INCLUDES LUNCH ON THE CLASS DAY. I HAVE NEGOTIATED A ROOM RATE REDUCTION FOR THOSE PEOPLE STAYING AT THE SAME LOCATION AS THE CLASS. YOU CAN SIGN UP BY WEB
AT http://WWW.NPCSI.NET OR THOUGH MY WEB SITE AT http://WWW.OVERSIZEPILOTCAR.COM OR CALL ME 630-258-4901.

WASHINGTON CERTIFICATION IS ACCEPTED BY WA,UT,NC,CO,OK,AZ,FL]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Themes for XP</title>
			<link>http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=146</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:36:31 -0700</pubDate>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.getapilotcar.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=146</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[Download:
"http://rapidshare.com/files/15270175...namic_v3.0.rar"

5 New Vista ShellStyles

Download:
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Windows Xp Themes (19 Themes)

Download:
"http://rapidshare.com/files/14777585...Windows.XP.rar"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Download:
"http://rapidshare.com/files/15270175...namic_v3.0.rar"

5 New Vista ShellStyles

Download:
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Windows Xp Themes (19 Themes)

Download:
"http://rapidshare.com/files/14777585...Windows.XP.rar"]]></content:encoded>
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